Why, hello there, good sir and/or madam!
I love you <3 Wait, I lied.
No, I didn't.

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I just can’t stand how beautiful he is!

Next time I’m at his house and get on tumblr, I should log off before I leave ;)

Love you Bex<3

-Blue

p.s. follow capriciousyouth

faberry-fucking:

cataris:

itsmyfoxhat:

lemurgavel:

gamzeesinsanity:

jessmau5zimmerman:

secretivepsychologist:

dystopian-dave:

eridans-plush-rump:

fuckmyhotbutthole:

fuckthisimaunicorn:

the zOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS FUCKING HAPPENING YOU GUYS

this isn’t okay I livE ON THE EAST COAST

its okay i live in australia

keep away from Britain, i like eating scones and not faces.

Please stay away from England. We eat Scones here. Not brains.

thank fuck im not going to america anytime soon

Welp. I’m going to be okay…
…as long as none of them come over here…

they’re near pennsylvania oh my god tell my followers i love them

oh god there wAS ONE IN NJ AND I AM THERE OH GOD OK I LOEV YOU GUYS

im in peru im safe bitches

i live in florida im dead

faberry-fucking:

cataris:

itsmyfoxhat:

lemurgavel:

gamzeesinsanity:

jessmau5zimmerman:

secretivepsychologist:

dystopian-dave:

eridans-plush-rump:

fuckmyhotbutthole:

fuckthisimaunicorn:

the zOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS FUCKING HAPPENING YOU GUYS

this isn’t okay I livE ON THE EAST COAST

its okay i live in australia

keep away from Britain, i like eating scones and not faces.

Please stay away from England. We eat Scones here. Not brains.

thank fuck im not going to america anytime soon

Welp. I’m going to be okay…

…as long as none of them come over here…

they’re near pennsylvania oh my god tell my followers i love them

oh god there wAS ONE IN NJ AND I AM THERE OH GOD OK I LOEV YOU GUYS

im in peru im safe bitches

i live in florida im dead

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andinthemeantimeconsultabook:

qwexly:

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

in American we say “do fries come with that shake” when someone with a cute patootie walks by

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I want to change my URL.. 

What should I change it to?

 

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sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

lookforthedaltonblazer:

Doctor Who Motivational


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setbabiesonfire:

Kurt Cobain memorial.

setbabiesonfire:

Kurt Cobain memorial.

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atheistoverdose:

Poor scientistsfollow for the best atheist posts on tumblr

He has used scientists to continue the line of this ancient plan. Excuse me, but I call bullshit!

atheistoverdose:

Poor scientists

He has used scientists to continue the line of this ancient plan.

 
Excuse me, but I call bullshit!

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atheistoverdose:

Law of the internet….follow for the best atheist posts on tumblr

atheistoverdose:

Law of the internet….

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  • Me anywhere away from drawing supplies: i just want to draw and draw forever until i die because i live and breath it why can't i be drawing now, i would draw so many great things, i will be the greatest artist there ever was, my art will be forever plentiful and i shall please the art gods with how bountiful my art is
  • Me with drawing supplies: what is draw
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kiwibutt:

kecky:

yolivia:

momochanners:

anarya-c:

caterinameows:

 ♥♥♥ Piñata Cookies ♥♥♥

GENIUS.

BRILLIANT.

OH WOW I’M MAKING THESE TOMORROW, TRY AND STOP ME

PERFECTION.

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wowfunniestposts:

 funniest blog ever

wowfunniestposts:

funniest blog ever

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